Nope, Now I Am

From: Hobby Honson (narm@newulmtel.net)
Story type: Ghost
Location: my house
Source: Form Submission

One time when I was reading this really funny joke book at home, I saw something really weird. I saw this eight-foot tall ghost looking at me. All of a sudden, he started making this really weird noise. I started to back away, and all of a sudden he threw up what looked like a basketball rim. What was even stranger was that this short little man who looked like Mugsy Bouges came and touched the basketball rim. Just then, I glanced outside and saw a U.F.O. floating around. Now, I asked the ghost if he was finished, and he said, Nope, now I am. and he vanished.

About two weeks later, I knocked on my garage door, and something on the other side knocked back. I opened the door but there was nobody there.

That same night, I had another weird experience. I had just fallen asleep, and I was dreaming that there was a hand pointing at my Pooh Richardson poster. I then woke up, and the poster fell down.

My friend Pete saw some of this.He also saw when I threw up blood.

(I will be gone for a while, so just use it.)